Welcome ye one and all to theirritants.com, the official web site of THE IRRITANTS.

 Please refrain from saliva production and breathing while at the site. Flash photography is not allowed except where noted or when such a time is deemed necessary by THE GIANT EYE in conjunction with a self-appointed instigation of non-photography specialists in the act of overturning said party's governing rules initiated by proxy on 11/9/2000 forethou and hereafter. And keep your ruddy hands inboard.

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NEWS: What? The Irritants are still alive? Well, there's at least proof that we once were. Check out our "music" on yer favorite platform... Currently our most popular stream is "Peace, Love and Bobby Sherman" from the "Harsh" album. Go figure.